Well i havent posted something in years so i thought it is the time to update this page a little bit.
There is nothing much going on in my life except that my fulltime job still sucks and as long as i work there i cant really focus my time on music. But a man needs money in order to survive in this unforgiving world.
Anyways, below are my other Pages where i lurk around, feel free to check them out. Im gonna update them soon which means im gonna delete old tracks and upload a few new ones. And im planning to upload my finished pieces there so. Im aware of the fact that i never finish something to 100%.
Bear with me, as long as im working at this damn place i cant get my lazy ass up to get something 100% done.
Oh and if anyone needs small loops for a flashproject hit me up, small loops are something that im able to complete in no time.
Btw. feel free to add me on skype or msn just for a chat or making some music.
to keep things short
so i recently going apeshit with my programs and instruments and whatnot
so im currently looking for a rapper/singer who is interested in working with me on some experimental things
and yes some hip hop is included too, but my goal is to make it sound different from all the other things on zeh webz and zeh tv'z
well k thats impossible, but at least i dont want to drift into that mainstream sound
with zeh lady gagaz and zeh timbalandz and zeh ozer artiztz
pm me if you want to work on some songs
now for something completely different
i thought about something that could waste my sparetime even more so im gonna review a new or old artist from time to time
famous, indie, underground, bad, good does'nt matter music is music right?
its not just a simple review, it gets more into the details etc.
and sorry guys if my english is giving you eyecancer at some parts (or overall)
AND DONT try to play some sneaky voodootricks on me when you dont share my opinion i try to be as neutral as possible but the most things are influenced by my own "experience" or things i've already seen or done anyway lets get to the point
My first "victim" is Just Bieber yes the Justin Bieber
Im talking about the 16 year old "Singer" who has 3 "Factions" of "Fans"
(im feeling like DR. Evil with so many quotation marks)
Those people who love him
Those people who hate him
Those people who give a sh**
Then there is a "Pre-Faction"
"Who the heck is justin bieber"
and once you heared about him you drift into one the 3 "Factions" im in the 3rd one, i simply do not care
His genres are Pop and R'n'B, nothing much to say about there but like i said im going into the details.
In MY opinion his Instrumentals are Horrible BUT the mainstreammusic lacks of original and creative instrumentals overall.
Most of the times when i hear a Pop or HipHop song in the Radio, Youtube, TV etc. i think to myself "What the eff is this sh**"
What happened to the creative Producers out there? where are they? they have the Equipment but all i hear is a Harsh Synth a Bassline and some boring Drums.
Oh and btw. i listened to alot of Popsongs on youtube to do some "research" about the Synth
most of them almost sound like the same.
By same i mean its most of the times based on the same synth sometimes i think they talk on the phone like
"erm yeah timbaland here, look i need this synth you used in this song that goes like dun dund udnun, know which one i mean?"
"oh yeah this one, i send you the synth no problem, just let me take out the chorus,phaser and distortion quick"
I know i know its not as simple as i said but i think you get the point there
Back to our beloved justin biesdfsagd his instrumentals are basically... how can i explain it.
Just imagine you hold your face into a campfire while you get raped by a goat.
i already can hear the little girls yell
"You're just jealous" No im not jealous
"You have no idea how music works" I do have alot of knowledge about music (i jsut dont use it on NG bleh)
"justin bieber is a genius" erm nope
I dont even know how is instrumentals sounds before an audio engineer lays his hands on it
if there isnt an audio engineer working on his instrumentals, then i'll give him points on that
anyways what im trying to say is.
His instrumentals are note creative at all just shit i already heared everywhere and even the shit i heared was better then his instrumentals.
The Voice And The Lyrics
Why does it sound strange, weird and wrong at all points when a 16 year old boy is singin about love?
This kid cant even spell "Sexually Confused" right (irony if i spelled it wrong) and wants to sing about love? WTF seriously WTF.
Imagine your 10 year old sister or daughter or whatever (i dont have a sister or daughter or a whatever)
walks up to you, looks right into your eyes and she is saying
"jesus my vagoo smells like a whole soccerteam, come to think of it a whole soccerteam was in there last night"
ye i took it abit on a higher level but it kinda is like that.
He simply cannot sing, no he cant, nope he cant.
HE is on the RIGHT way, but what this boy needs is a teacher.
And dont comment with "he is 16 his voice is gonna get stronger he still grows up"
that argument counts for a 12 year old.
When a teacher would get his hands on this boy (ye that did not sounded right i know)
he would become a great singer with a great voice.
You cant manure a flowerbed by farting through the fence.
im not a singer and i cant sing im aware of that
but theres a difference between
singin when you cant
singin when you do not know how
thats how life works, you have to learn and train something before you can do it
or you just simply have a sh**load of talent
i've never seen a baby walking out of his mother at the birth.
and yes there are exceptions, but there are exceptions everywhere, exceptions is not the majority.
Yep thats why he is famous.
-He is young
-He makes music
-He had alot of views on youtube before he became famous
Thats WHY he is FAMOUS, because the smart people in the musicindustry know what makes alot of money.
The target audience is 10-17 year old girls.
The fact that he is 16 himself gives the listeners the feel
"oh he is 16 and famous he must have alot of talent"
"i love him he is so cute i wish we would be in a relationship"
etc. i could make a few more examples but i guess you guys know what im trying to say
you clearly can tell the difference between musicians who are in the business because they worked really hard to get there
musicians who are in the business because they making alot of money
a small list to get the idea
Christina Aguilera(i hope i spelled her last name right)
N'Sync (they dont exist anymore i know)
Backstreetboys(they are gone too)
what they all have in common is luck alittlebit of talent and someone who knows what makes money
thats the marketing
Musicians Who Worked
Eminem (he really deserved it)
etc. all the other talented HipHop artists, not Flo-Rida and all those idiots this isnt hip hop anymore
Lady Gaga (yup she belongs on both sides)
Justin Timberlake (well he either)
System Of A Down
most of them actually WORK, they writing their own lyrics they can play instruments you can clearly see HEAR and SEE the difference
the list is BASED on my opinions, it has nothing to do with "who deserved it" and "who doesnt".
well thats it so far
this is kinda a Beta-Review to see if this whole Reviewthing can actually go somewhere
i did not put alot of effort into this since it is just a beta or a test if thats the word you prefer to hear/read
feel free to share your own thoughts in the commentsection, just dont get offensive
if you have a different opinion on some things thats ok and fine by me
Live and let live.
ok quick update
i realized that i had a hard time making songs that are still entertaining when you already listen to em for 2 minutes
so K-Dm and Me are gonna do what we are good in
we gonna make around 15-18 short epic tracks
no overdrawn intros, no overdrawn melodies, just short epic tracks each is around 1-2 minutes
so we dont have to think about some stuff like "ok its good so far but we need a little bridge for that part"
btw check that out
K-Dm|Zajed - Forfeiting Fate
ok i had a small mental breakdown, it was one of these mental breakdowns that makes you realize some tiny things that you havent seen, even though if they are obvious and right in front of your face yelling at you
well mental breakdown doesnt sound like a good thing but they are really handy sometimes, kinda hard to explain
its like in super mario on NES where the clouds had the same sprites as the bushes its so obvious but you dont realize it till somebody says it or till you take a closer look on your second playthrough
"goddammit why havent i seen this before now that i know it i cant play this game without having this in my mind" it doesnt ruin or changes the experience at all
well i dont even have the feel or urge to share this with someone its just i havent updated my site in a long time
i bet everyone had one of these moments where the boredom takes over, well i just had on of these moments so i fooled around in photoshop and... see for yourself
i am captain falcon (i think it looks awesome for 20 minutes shoopping)
Have you ever been made fun of cause of where you are from?
Have you ever been told that you're nothing but dumb?
Have you ever thought about of moving away?
Have you ever thought about why this stuff happens today?
Have you ever been told that you're not in shape?
Have you ever been told that they dont want you to stay?
Have you ever had the feeling of loneliness?
Have you ever had the feeling of a great success
Have you ever been hurt because you're love is gone
Have you ever been hurt because she said she is done
Have you ever had.....
to be continued
Sooo , im considering of changing the name of the album because all these things i made doesnt fit to the title lol
so any ideas what the albumname should be? remember its experimental(classic,ambient etc.)
if you have any ideas, leave them here
i have so many plans for this album, so many plans and so little time
and k-dm is watching anime the whole time lol i think he turned into a hikikomori, because i rarely make music with him
kyle if you read this we all believe in you, you can get out of this hikikomori lifestyle
ok jokes aside
if you have any ideas for the albumname, as is said leave them here
to make things easier
the album is basically an experimental album based on classical
the focus on this album is to set a strong emotion with every song
and hopefully i can finish 2-4 tracks with a singer
now it should be easier to think of a name
and please stop the pm's lol i barely can answer all of them